Girl, Shut Up.

Dear Kim Kardashian,

OK. So. Apparently you decided to file for divorce 72 days after getting married. I'm not even gonna explain that 1. I didn't know you were getting married until the day it happened 2. And even then I didn't bother to look for a video or a picture or anything 3. And that I never heard of whoever you were marrying before.  But, you know, I can't stand reality TV and since that's all you have, you're not even in my radar.

Let me also that as a divorcee myself, I understand the desire for privacy and wanting to keep out of the spotlight during this time.  It's a pretty emotional and draining experience.  Not often a totally happy moment and privacy is something you really need to embrace.

But wait.

You're saying you want your privacy respected and it's hard and what not...but you're promoting your line of purses in Italy or whatever?  And going on shows and giving interviews to talk about it?

Girl??? SHUT. UP.  We REALLY don't care that much.  And most people thought the whole marriage was a sham anyway, since you made the wedding a cash cow (I think somewhere in the neighborhood of $18 million in profit).  I mean, I get that you say you rushed things and all but hell.  That's YOUR bad.  I don't give a single nasal drip about your reasons why.  Just get the divorce and go sit down somewhere.

I don't care to see another season of a reality show or nothing.  Go learn a trade.  Read a book.  Plant a tree. Anything but explain WHY you're "sad".

Love, Toni