'The Event' = 'Lost' For Dummies

'The Event' = 'Lost' For Dummies

Dear World, I just spent a couple hours of my life watching the new NBC show 'The Event.'  I'll give them props for using Bla...

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Sir. Dive alllllll the way down.

Sir. Dive alllllll the way down.

Dear Nick Cannon, It's hard to believe that you and Mariah have been married for a little over 2 years now.  To be quite honest, it s...

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GETCHO LIFE RIGHT!!!

GETCHO LIFE RIGHT!!!

Dear Ladies, Imma tell you like this.  If someone pulls out a a camera and the very first thing you do is booty toot...YOUR LIFE IS IN DI...

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Crap levels at maximum capacity.

Crap levels at maximum capacity.

Dear Real and Chance, Let's just back up to the first time you two appeared on VH1, shall we?  You were contestants on I Love New York...

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*CRICKETS*

*CRICKETS*

Dear Nivea, GGGGIIIIRRRRRLLLLL WHAT!!!!!!!  Somebody musta put some sugar in your oatmeal cuz you were off the chain last night!!!  For t...

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I'll never forget.

I'll never forget.

Dear World, 9/11/2001. The day when the world's terrors became incredibly real to Americans. I remember that day vividly. I was at...

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And that's why you're single.

And that's why you're single.

Dear Single Ladies, Let me tell you about something that happened yesterday on Facebook.  (BTW, this happens to support my theory that F...

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The Queen of Celluloid Obscure Speaks: Cube

The Queen of Celluloid Obscure Speaks: Cube

If there's one thing I truly love, it's movies.  All types.  I've seen some things that not your average movie goer has. So in...

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Doing the most, with the least.

Doing the most, with the least.

Dear Ladies, So the other day I came across something called Vajazzling.  What is vajazzling you say?  Vajazzling is an aesthetic proced...

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Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Dear World, I don't know what the hell happened but I need to talk to some of you.  I started this blog this year for one main reaso...

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