Come up behind me and kiss my neck.

Come up behind me and kiss my neck.

Dear Young R&B Singers & Rappers, You getting on my gotdayum nerves.  You all are acting like you have to say the words @$$, p***...

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Wookin Pa Nub:  On and on and on and on...

Wookin Pa Nub: On and on and on and on...

Message: hi how are u doing .......... hope u are fit ...........thank God ........... i like your profile............. patrick_apa2000@XX...

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Fellas, you can't win.  Women were BORN this way.

Fellas, you can't win. Women were BORN this way.

Dear Men, There's something you should understand about women.  When God created us, he inserted something in us to ensure our intell...

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Bruh. Come on now.

Bruh. Come on now.

Dear Freaknik Attendees: It's my understanding that there's probably going to be two types of people at this event this weekend in...

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Wookin Pa Nub:  Leave my booty meat alone, sir.

Wookin Pa Nub: Leave my booty meat alone, sir.

Message: HI Toni! U did not say two things about u! Ur booty and how come U R not TAKEN yet with such good personality credentials, lol! De...

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Dammit VH1!!!

Dammit VH1!!!

Dear VH1, I feel like a parent who just found some weed in their child's backpack.  What the hell happened to you?  A lot of my best ...

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*looking at my watch* Ummm, you're early with that.

*looking at my watch* Ummm, you're early with that.

Dear Ladies, Aight now.  This is the SECOND posting in a row aimed at you all.  Please don't make this a trend.  But last night, whil...

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Only in moderation.

Only in moderation.

Dear Ladies, Just like you, I like to jam to Beyonce.  I'm not afraid to say it.  Hell, for Halloween last year I dressed up as Singl...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Direct and to the point.

Wookin Pa Nub: Direct and to the point.

Message:    hello I dreams to have a woman only for the marriage then if you want I will be for you ..bye Dear Cyrano, I gotta give you p...

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You should get like me!

You should get like me!

Dear World, Let's rap a minute about something.  I feel like there's a lot of you out there that seem to be waiting on something ...

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Eye contact does NOT equal desire!

Eye contact does NOT equal desire!

I LOVE this picture. That is all. Dear fellas, I had an experience a few weeks ago that I'd like to discuss.  While at a lounge in Dal...

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The death of creativity.

The death of creativity.

Dear Hollywood, So let me preface this post by saying I'm a huge movie fan.  Huge.  I could spend all day watching movies and movie tr...

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