Just because you CAN doesn't mean you should, dumbarse!

Just because you CAN doesn't mean you should, dumbarse!

He lookin QUITE Ashy Larry in this picture, don't you think? Dear Entertainers, Ok.  I know you make big bucks.  And far be it from me...

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The EXPERIENCE that is Pinkberry!

The EXPERIENCE that is Pinkberry!

Dear World, I had the pleasure of going to a Sneak Peak/Grand Opening of one of the newest frozen yogurt spots to hit Arlington, Texas: Pi...

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Are you "Hater Eligible"?

Are you "Hater Eligible"?

Dear World, There's something I need everyone to understand.  You must be "Hater Eligible" before you can say anything abo...

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Do you REALLY think we can't tell?

Do you REALLY think we can't tell?

*This poor baby makes me weep.  She looks like Blanka from Street Fighter. SMH Dear Lace front wearers, Naw, let me not say that... De...

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I'm sorry.  It's just not possible.  The end.

I'm sorry. It's just not possible. The end.

Dear World, Ok.  *sigh*  There's something I need to talk to you about.  Both men AND women have been hoodwinked...flim flammed...bamb...

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Wookin Pa Nub: *HARD SIGH* Well, I tried.

Wookin Pa Nub: *HARD SIGH* Well, I tried.

So I decided to do something different for my Wookin Pa Nub admirers...I actually interacted with someone, JUST to see how it would go.  You...

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A little knowledge embiggens the dumbest arse.*

A little knowledge embiggens the dumbest arse.*

*Embiggens is my personal shout out to The Simpsons. Dear ruhTARDS, There have been pretty devastating earthquakes recently in Haiti a...

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Can we give it up for the career-oriented chicks??

Can we give it up for the career-oriented chicks??

Dear Rappers, There's always been this love/hate relationship between you and women.  For the most part, we're called all types of...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Baby, it's cold outside.

Wookin Pa Nub: Baby, it's cold outside.

Message:   CAN WE CUDDLE IT COLD OUT Dear Jack Frost, A few reasons why you don't have a snowball's chance in hell:  You appare...

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Just don't, ok? Just...don't.

Just don't, ok? Just...don't.

Dear Global Douches, I call you Global Douches because you're everywhere.  That's what it seems like anyway.  You don't die, y...

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I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a Smashburger today!

I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a Smashburger today!

Dear World, I love food.  I talk about food, I have a good relationship with it, it's part of the key to my heart.  So I was extremely...

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Wookin Pa Nub:  I'm not ready for this.

Wookin Pa Nub: I'm not ready for this.

Message: hello my friend how are you? may i know you sincerely , i want to be your husband if you like me and if you are not married, i am...

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Tha hayle you talkin' 'bout, Dwayne???

Tha hayle you talkin' 'bout, Dwayne???

Dear Weezy, There are many things I can dig into you for:  Your uncanny resemblance to Whoopi Goldburg; your "punch-line" style ...

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You're too close, mon!!!

You're too close, mon!!!

*Editor's note: I couldn't find a screenshot of Dylan choking Wyclef, like I wanted *sigh*  This is why we need Chappelle's Show...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Special Edition! Nice to know I have options...

Wookin Pa Nub: Special Edition! Nice to know I have options...

So, I visited the website I get my wonderful Wookin Pa Nub messages from.  Found the usual stuff.  Even marked a couple for a few future WPN...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooo...

Wookin Pa Nub: Roses really smell like boo-boo-ooo...

Message: Hi...how are you..Happy Lovely Nice Days...Woooow Wooooooow ..Are you real?... i know many men said this words but i wanna say a...

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NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Dear World, If you don't know, I'm an avid movie watcher.  I'll watch pretty much anything.  I'll go to the movies with a ...

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