I mean, damn.

I mean, damn.

Dear Michael Baisden, Since I have somewhat lost hope for regular radio and I don't have satellite, I usually listen to your show on...

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Blind-folded and naked.

Blind-folded and naked.

Dear Panic-stricken flight security fiends, Alright, I remember 9/11.  Everybody was crying out for justice and assurance that anything th...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Love on me?

Wookin Pa Nub: Love on me?

Message: i wont u to be my wife i need love on u Dear Romeo, Wow.  Umm. Where do I begin.  Ok, soooooo my hunch is telling me that you a...

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Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Dear IRS, Now you know good and hayle well that people just can't be waiting on their tax refunds, ESPECIALLY if we submitted the bloo...

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It will NOT end well.

It will NOT end well.

Let me paint a picture for you.  You're driving home, after a long day at work.  Everything went wrong that day--deadlines were missed, ...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Ummm...say what??

Wookin Pa Nub: Ummm...say what??

Message: so wats gud? i still cant melt that sweet chocolate and hook u on this white gud? drop me a number and lets make it happen fuk w...

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Got Your Attention Now?

Got Your Attention Now?

Dear Human Race, I've recently heard some remarks from a few people that I wanted to address.  During this time of heightened awaren...

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Turn it off!

Turn it off!

Dear 24/7 CAPS LOCK Users, Sooooo I'm thinking that MAYBE you missed the memo that talking in caps on the internet = shouting.  But,...

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Wookin Pa Nub:  I'm confused.

Wookin Pa Nub: I'm confused.

*I'm going to have a weekly segment, called "Wookin Pa Nub". Wookin Pa Nub is from the smash hit album "Buh-Weet Sings&qu...

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If it sounds cliche, then it MUST be Rev. Run Words of Wisdom.

If it sounds cliche, then it MUST be Rev. Run Words of Wisdom.

Dear Rev. Run, *HARD AZZ SIGH*  Let's just go through a couple of your Daily Affirmations of Faith on Twitter, shall we? (Don't...

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SITCHO AZZDOWN!

SITCHO AZZDOWN!

Dear Jay Leno, Ok.  See.  What had happened was I thought you retired from The Tonight Show and gave it to Conan O'Brien.  Then one n...

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Have a throat lozenge.  Please.

Have a throat lozenge. Please.

Dear Fantasia Barrino, When you were on American Idol, I really WAS pulling for you.  Back then, I thought you were a great singer.  Somet...

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I'm loving it.  For real.

I'm loving it. For real.

Dear Dwele, Can you PLEASE make an entire album of those McCafe joints?  They're smooth and have a nice beat...you have me grooving to...

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What's the logic?

What's the logic?

Dear Leaf Blower guy, Ummm, can you please explain something to me?  Every morning I see you on the way to work or in my parking lot, bl...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Turkey Love

Wookin Pa Nub: Turkey Love

*I'm going to have a weekly segment, called "Wookin Pa Nub".  Wookin Pa Nub is from the smash hit album "Buh-Weet Sings&q...

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HAYLE to the NAW, Gucci!

HAYLE to the NAW, Gucci!

Dear Gucci Mane, *sigh* Ok, I admit, I've been randomly shouting out "Gucci!" at the end of various statements because I tho...

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The Navi are Black.

The Navi are Black.

Dear Director James Cameron, Let me first say that "Avatar" is such a great movie, that most everyone I know has reverted to tal...

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