Yeah. You all can go away now. Thank you.

Yeah. You all can go away now. Thank you.

Dear Kardashian family, I'm sitting here, looking at this unnecessary Christmas picture and I'm thinking two clear things.  Numbe...

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GIRL. NAWL. JUST....NAWL.

GIRL. NAWL. JUST....NAWL.

Dear Ladies, So I start perusing my favorite club picture site, that's always chock full of hot mess.  I kid you not, I've spent h...

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UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......................

UUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.......................

Dear Willow Smith, Damn.  I mean, I REALLY don't want to slam on a child...especially a child that I really like.  "Whip My Hair...

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I come back....to this?!?!?!?

I come back....to this?!?!?!?

Dear World, So I took a little break from blogging to just live my life.  Take care of some personal projects, catch up on some books, I ...

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The King is NOT pleased.

The King is NOT pleased.

Dear Sony, WHAT THA FLYING *BEEP*?!?!?  I just heard Michael's "new song" that you released for his new album.  If you haven...

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Let's blame it on senility....

Let's blame it on senility....

Dear Quincy Jones, You know, I've pretty much always liked you.  You've had some wonderful and kickarse music for decades.  "...

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Original Halloween costume ideas!

Original Halloween costume ideas!

Dear World, With Antonie Dodson taking his 15 minutes of fame to the UPMOST level with having an Antoine Dodson costume, it made me start...

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EEEEWWWWW, witcho over eager azz!!!!!

EEEEWWWWW, witcho over eager azz!!!!!

Dear female clubbers, Lemme paint a scenario: You head to the club with a few of your girls.  After a few drinks you start to really feel...

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Wookin Pa Nub: Uhhh...uncomfortabbbllleee...

Wookin Pa Nub: Uhhh...uncomfortabbbllleee...

Message: WHILE HERE ON ONE KNEE HOLDING YOUR HAND. LOOKING YOU PUPIL TO PUPIL I LIKE TO ASK YOU TO BECOME MY FRIEND. I LIKE TO BUILD A FR...

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PPPPPPPPPPLEASE!!!!!

PPPPPPPPPPLEASE!!!!!

Dear Dave Chappelle, Today on Twitter, the Twitter Gods blessed us.  There's a trending topic going around called #ClassicChappelle.  ...

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It's been a long time coming...

It's been a long time coming...

Dear Drake, Soooooo yeah.  I could have written this a long time ago to you but I tend to get on more situational instances.  You know, po...

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Just stop.  Right now.

Just stop. Right now.

Dear Wacka Flocka, If you're unfortunate to still watch 106 & Park, Wacka was on there recently.  When asked about his thoughts o...

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The 100th Post=Signs I'm getting older

The 100th Post=Signs I'm getting older

Dear World, Well, who would have thought I would have made it to 100 post so quickly?  I sure didn't.  When I started this site, it w...

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'The Event' = 'Lost' For Dummies

'The Event' = 'Lost' For Dummies

Dear World, I just spent a couple hours of my life watching the new NBC show 'The Event.'  I'll give them props for using Bla...

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Sir. Dive alllllll the way down.

Sir. Dive alllllll the way down.

Dear Nick Cannon, It's hard to believe that you and Mariah have been married for a little over 2 years now.  To be quite honest, it s...

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GETCHO LIFE RIGHT!!!

GETCHO LIFE RIGHT!!!

Dear Ladies, Imma tell you like this.  If someone pulls out a a camera and the very first thing you do is booty toot...YOUR LIFE IS IN DI...

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Crap levels at maximum capacity.

Crap levels at maximum capacity.

Dear Real and Chance, Let's just back up to the first time you two appeared on VH1, shall we?  You were contestants on I Love New York...

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*CRICKETS*

*CRICKETS*

Dear Nivea, GGGGIIIIRRRRRLLLLL WHAT!!!!!!!  Somebody musta put some sugar in your oatmeal cuz you were off the chain last night!!!  For t...

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I'll never forget.

I'll never forget.

Dear World, 9/11/2001. The day when the world's terrors became incredibly real to Americans. I remember that day vividly. I was at...

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And that's why you're single.

And that's why you're single.

Dear Single Ladies, Let me tell you about something that happened yesterday on Facebook.  (BTW, this happens to support my theory that F...

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The Queen of Celluloid Obscure Speaks: Cube

The Queen of Celluloid Obscure Speaks: Cube

If there's one thing I truly love, it's movies.  All types.  I've seen some things that not your average movie goer has. So in...

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Doing the most, with the least.

Doing the most, with the least.

Dear Ladies, So the other day I came across something called Vajazzling.  What is vajazzling you say?  Vajazzling is an aesthetic proced...

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Why so serious?

Why so serious?

Dear World, I don't know what the hell happened but I need to talk to some of you.  I started this blog this year for one main reaso...

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Wookin Pa Nub: What did you call me??

Wookin Pa Nub: What did you call me??

Message: hello how are u sweet cheeks Dear 40 Year Old Sir, For real? "Sweet cheeks"??? Ummmm...a few things come to mind whe...

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Don't complain about Tyler Perry then.

Don't complain about Tyler Perry then.

Dear Moviegoers, A few weeks ago, I had the pleasure of attending a movie premiere for the movie Takers.  And T.I. was even there in pers...

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I say this with love: GIRL BYE!!

I say this with love: GIRL BYE!!

Dear Elin Woods, As a divorced mother myself, I understand the pain and frustration that comes from a marriage that has experienced infid...

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I'll never forget.

I'll never forget.

Dear Aaliyah, I remember when I was around 13, 14 years old, I tried to emulate your style.  Yes, there were a lot of us who did.  Especi...

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Yo ain't bout that life, Tasia Mae!!

Yo ain't bout that life, Tasia Mae!!

Dear Fantasia, First off, let me congratulate you on being the first two time offender on my blog! *Throws glitter and shite*  We all reme...

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